Thank you for joining our first ever fireside chat! Grab your favorite milkbone and rest your belly on the cool tile around the fireplace. Our special guest today is Aberdeen.
Question: Aberdeen, what is your favorite method of chewing sticks?
Answer: I love when my mom drags them along the side walk during a walk. Then I pounce the stick, walk with it for approximately 5 puppy steps and the flop my body on the side walk to gnaw away. On special days mom will hold the stick while I chew and walk.
Eva: That is lovely. Next topic - peanut butter. On a scale of 99 to 100 how much do you love peanut butter?
Aberdeen: 1200%. I have some every morning in my kong while mom gets ready for work. I flip out and nothing can distract me from getting any and all peanut butter.
Eva: I couldn’t agree more. Do you wear hats?
Aberdeen: So far hats are a no go in my life. Dad does not approve of them.
Eva: GOOD. I hate hats. My mom sometimes puts one that assembles a root vegetable on my head and I get VERY sad. Dainty paw or normal?
Aberdeen: Always dainty paw. As if there was ever another choice. PS today mom took me took the vet. They jabbed me twice with something and I was not a fan. I also got a manicure. They fed me lots of treats but I was very confused.
Eva: I know the vet IS very confusing. They usually make you stand on a magical hovercraft then decide if you get more treats or less. It’s too stressful! Once I had to wear the cone of shame, but usually they just put stuff up my nose.
Until next time! P.S. don’t tell human Abbe I stole her computer.
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